First came the crocodile signs. They were posted near anything that could remotely be considered a body of water: rivers, ponds, billabongs, streams, brooks, large puddles, etc.
|Swimming is risky when giant, hungry crocodiles lurk nearby|
|The crocodile will toss you around like a ragdoll before eating you for breakfast.|
|What's that? Oh nothing, just another sign warning you |
of your impending death by crocodile.
If you're not eaten by a crocodile, you'll at least be munched on by some bloodthirsty insects.
|The Australian government wants you to stay bite-free, and to dress modestly.|
And if you manage to survive the crocodiles AND the biting insects, you still have to get past the asbestos and avoid developing a horrible lung disease.
|Ummm...shouldn't there be a fence or something?|
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the lasers and the bombs. Good luck dodging those while you're trying to escape the man-eating crocs, angry mosquitoes, and scary asbestos.
|The "no trespassing" seems unnecessary after the exploding bomb graphic...|
Guys, if you make it through all that, you're in the clear. But ladies, you still have one more obstacle to handle. Nabulwinjbulwinj, the angry spirit, wants to kill you in a very peculiar way. The sign says:
This is Nabulwinjbulwinj. He is a dangerous spirit who eats females after striking them with a yam.
|Seriously ladies, watch out for those yams. RUN AWAY.|
Sometimes I think it's funny when Singapore gets all bent out of shape about their big "monkey problem" when places like Australia have to deal with crocodiles, dingoes, kangaroos, and wild horses.
|So many animal warnings! But seriously, watch out for those kangaroos!|
Apparently the Northern Territory floods like crazy, but the locals are troopers and they just drive right on through the water! Some of the cars even have snorkels on them!
|The indicators went up to like 3 meters!|
|Flooded roads are no problem for a JACKAROO (an actual car in Australia)|
Australia may not have the funniest signs, but it certainly has the scariest!
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